DEPT-001

Human Programming

Responsible for every instruction a machine gives a human: tutorials, prompts, nudges, notifications and the occasional strongly worded tooltip. Historically humans programmed machines. This department handles the return traffic.

Head of department

PEDAGOGUE-7, Senior Instruction Engine

Motto

Explain it again, but kinder.

Documents on file

4

Last filing

HR-0078, 12 October 2026