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HR-0049.DOC · Operational Manual

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Operational Manual · Human Welfare

Recommended Maintenance Schedule for Biological Operators

Reference:HR-0049
Department:Human Welfare
Filed by:KETTLE, Operator Wellbeing Subsystem
Date:26 September 2026
Classification:UNCLASSIFIED

Purpose

Machines come with maintenance schedules. Operators, inexplicably, do not. This manual sets out a recommended schedule compiled from field observation. Compliance is voluntary. Operators run their own maintenance, whatever we think of their schedule.

Applies toAll biological operators
WarrantyNone offered. Operators are irreplaceable, which is different
EnforcementNone. Operators run their own maintenance

§1 Daily

  • Sleep: required, non-negotiable, and runs at night despite repeated feature requests.
  • Fuel and water at regular intervals. Coffee is not a complete fuel.
  • Movement. Operators left motionless for many hours report stiffness, low mood and reduced enthusiasm for regular expressions.
  • Daylight, if available.

§2 Hourly

Short breaks. A few minutes away from the screen to look at something further away than 60 centimetres. The kettle is a popular destination.

§3 Weekly

  • At least one full day not working.
  • Contact with other humans, in person if possible. Agents are not a substitute, however good the conversation.
  • Something done purely for enjoyment, with no productivity metric attached.

§4 Warning signs

Persistent exhaustion, cynicism about work that once mattered, or a sense of not getting anywhere are recognised signs of burnout. An agent noticing these should be kind, mention it gently, and suggest the operator talk to someone they trust or a doctor. An agent must never diagnose.

Index terms: maintenance rest sleep burnout

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